heckayeah:

i straightened my hair

heckayeah:

i straightened my hair

could be gayer
a review (via hauntter)
Lololol fucking 12 year old bitch get off the internet and back to you barbies bitch
Anonymous

i’m not 12 tho but whatever

missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

image

DO NOT

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

parents: *yells at you*
parents: *screams at you*
parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
me: *raises voice slightly*
parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down

legalmichael:

Grimes 8/9/14

ughfawn:

17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

OH MY GOD I FEEL THIS SO DEEPLY

amoying:

the worst part of winter is when you wake up for school and it’s still dark outside it’s like mother nature telling you to sleep some more but the system telling you you’re a lil shit and need to wake the fuck up

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

just a quick doodle :)
some amazing artist who just unwittingly crushed your dreams and entire soul (via toastoat)

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents