do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like
food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that
not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here
what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.
THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC IS AMAZING WITH MY NEW BEETS BY DRE!
YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS JOKE?!
I BOUGHT THE SEEDS FOR THE BEETS IN APRIL!!!
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
the worst thing is popular twitters stealing texts posts and getting hundreds of retweets THAT IS MY THING THAT I SAID I WANT THE CREDIT FUCK YOU
are you Jewish because you Israeli hot
i want to look like an arctic monkeys song