i straightened my hair
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i’m not 12 tho but whatever
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink
my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD
I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick
OH MY GOD I FEEL THIS SO DEEPLY
the worst part of winter is when you wake up for school and it’s still dark outside it’s like mother nature telling you to sleep some more but the system telling you you’re a lil shit and need to wake the fuck up
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild
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on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents